Aliens Confirm That Unidentified Objects Shot Over United States And Canada Did Not Belong To Them While Also Confirming That They Do Not Exist

HOUSTON – Although U.S. and Canadian officials announced that they were ending their search for the three unidentified aircraft that was shot down nearly weeks ago, some still speculate that the objects were extra-terrestrial.

Those suspicions were put to rest by none other than a species of Alien themselves, who reached out to researchers at NASA via message in a meteor. NASA Administrator Bill Nelson held a press conference today to reveal what the message said to the public.

“The Aliens said, and I quote, ‘We did not manufacture the aircraft that was shot down over US airspace, nor do we exist, so please leave us alone and stop obsessing over us.’ They also asked to be acknowledged by their politically correct name as undocumented sentients,” said Nelson.

After receiving confirmation from the source, Americans were able to rest easy, and many have happily returned to suspecting China as the perpetrator.

President of China Ji Xiang Ping, who the Aliens want the United States to blame for unidentified aircrafts shot over US airspace. Wikipedia, 2019