
Shooter Of UnitedHealthcare CEO Has Been Arrested And Charged With Murder

Bitcoin Surpasses $100k, Leaving Men Around The World To Drown In Regret

Hunter Biden Pardon Won’t Persuade Tough-Love Dad To Give Son A Break

HURRICANE MILTON EVACUATIONS: FLORIDA MAN COULD VERY WELL DIE IN TRAFFIC
Image from Motor Feed

WOMAN WISHES SHE COULD TAKE MOO DENG TO A DIVE BAR AT 1 AM
Image by Know Your Meme

WOMAN WHO HASN’T SEEN HER CAT IN DAYS DOESN’T KNOW WHETHER TO BLAME HAITIANS OR TIGHT CRAWL SPACE UNDER BED FRAME

“IT’S FREEZING IN HERE!” SAYS WOMAN ON THE HOTTEST DAY OF THE SUMMER

THIS AMERICAN’S ENGLISH IS TERRIBLE COMPARED TO MOST EUROPEANS

TRUMP CAMPAIGN STAFF REGRETS THAT THE FORMER PRESIDENT WAS NOT HOLDING THE HOLY BIBLE DURING BOTCHED ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT
Evan Vucci, AP

GOLFER IS PROUD TO HAVE THE SAME HANDICAP AS THE PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

PARENTS FEAR THEIR EIGHT-YEAR-OLD COULD FAIL THE SECOND GRADE IF THE ADDERALL SHORTAGE CONTINUES

DIVORCED DAD FORGOT HE HAS NOBODY TO BRING HIM TOILET PAPER

SCOTTIE SCHEFFLER ARRESTED FOR DRIVING POLICE OFFICER INSTEAD OF THE GREEN

“I’VE BEEN KNOWING THAT DRAKE ISN’T REALLY BLACK, KNOW I’M SAYING?”
Figure 1. A young African American male looks quizzically upon their white friend.
