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      HURRICANE MILTON EVACUATIONS: FLORIDA MAN COULD VERY WELL DIE IN TRAFFIC
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      WOMAN WISHES SHE COULD TAKE MOO DENG TO A DIVE BAR AT 1 AM
Image by Know Your Meme
 
      
      WOMAN WHO HASN’T SEEN HER CAT IN DAYS DOESN’T KNOW WHETHER TO BLAME HAITIANS OR TIGHT CRAWL SPACE UNDER BED FRAME
 
      
      “IT’S FREEZING IN HERE!” SAYS WOMAN ON THE HOTTEST DAY OF THE SUMMER
 
      
      THIS AMERICAN’S ENGLISH IS TERRIBLE COMPARED TO MOST EUROPEANS
 
      
      TRUMP CAMPAIGN STAFF REGRETS THAT THE FORMER PRESIDENT WAS NOT HOLDING THE HOLY BIBLE DURING BOTCHED ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT
Evan Vucci, AP
 
      
      GOLFER IS PROUD TO HAVE THE SAME HANDICAP AS THE PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
 
      
      PARENTS FEAR THEIR EIGHT-YEAR-OLD COULD FAIL THE SECOND GRADE IF THE ADDERALL SHORTAGE CONTINUES
 
      
      DIVORCED DAD FORGOT HE HAS NOBODY TO BRING HIM TOILET PAPER
 
      
      SCOTTIE SCHEFFLER ARRESTED FOR DRIVING POLICE OFFICER INSTEAD OF THE GREEN
 
      
      “I’VE BEEN KNOWING THAT DRAKE ISN’T REALLY BLACK, KNOW I’M SAYING?”
Figure 1. A young African American male looks quizzically upon their white friend.
