DIVORCED DAD FORGOT HE HAS NOBODY TO BRING HIM TOILET PAPER

HIGHLAND PARK, IL – Recently divorced father of three, Norm Billingsley, forgot that he doesn’t have custody of his children. By the time he realized, it was too late.

“Yeah, the divorce really settled in for me while I was sitting there,” choked Norm between tears.

According to his neighbor, George Gorman, Norm sat in his bathroom for at least thirty minutes before he called for help.

At press time, Norm was reportedly on the phone with his ex-wife, crying, and asking her if they could work things out.