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      PARENTS FEAR THEIR EIGHT-YEAR-OLD COULD FAIL THE SECOND GRADE IF THE ADDERALL SHORTAGE CONTINUES
 
      
      DIVORCED DAD FORGOT HE HAS NOBODY TO BRING HIM TOILET PAPER
 
      
      “You Never Call Me” Complains Elder Relative Who Never Calls You Either
 
      
      Mom With All The Information In The World At Her Fingertips Uses It To Psychoanalyze Son
 
      
      Uncle Wants to Teach You a New Card Game. Quick! Time to Zone Out!
 
      
      “It’ll Eat,” Says Dad About a Meal That Will Most Certainly Not Eat
 
      
      Dog Has No Idea What You’re Saying But Thinks You Should Look Within
 
      
      “Come and Look at the Mess You Made in the Kitchen!”
