Uncle Wants to Teach You a New Card Game. Quick! Time to Zone Out!

WASHINTON – Hanging out with family whom George Addison hadn’t seen in a while was going great, that is, until his uncle wanted to teach him a new card game. “I hate learning new card games, I would rather just keep playing the three that I already know,” complained George, who provided our reporters with this comment while his uncle was explaining the rules of the game to him. “Instead of learning how to play the game, I’m just going to think about how much I don’t want to play.” After one warm-up round, it became clear to George’s uncle that George had not been listening at all while he was explaining the rules, especially when George said “I don’t know how to play,” out loud.