Mom With All The Information In The World At Her Fingertips Uses It To Psychoanalyze Son
NEW MEXICO – Local mom Alice Guerrero has known for a while that something about her son just isn’t right but never sought a therapist or a doctor for professional help. Now with so many different search engine options (ChatGPT, Twitter, Tik Tok) she says that she doesn’t have to.
“I can use so many different search engines to look up all the weird things that my son does the moment that they happen,” said Guerrero excitedly, as she scrolled through a Twitter thread describing why someone might yell one word repeatedly without any reason or provocation. The word “Tourette’s” raised her brow.
When prompted by reporters as to just how many questions she had asked the internet about her son, she granted them permission to look through her search history.
“Why does my son like to put his head in between couch cushions like an emu sticking their head in the ground?” According to ChatGPT, the answer was either because her son has social anxiety or is a “furry.”
“Why does my son stick his stomach out and put his hands on his muffin tops instead of standing up straight?” @TheMuffinMan on Tik Tok explained that muffin tops are actually a comfortable place to rest your hands and gave a demonstration.
“Why does my son talk to himself so much and why does he giggle about it every two minutes?” On the Explore Page on Instagram, @anticapitalistvegan told her that the voices in one’s head can be a sign of borderline personality with a picture of James McAvoy in the movie “Split.”
Guerrero told reporters after press time that even though the internet is telling her that her son might be suffering from several different diseases, she feels validated in her suspicions.
