Hunter Biden Pardon Won’t Persuade Tough-Love Dad To Give Son A Break

LEXINGTON, IL – In the wake of President Biden pardoning his son, Hunter Biden, the sons of ‘tough-love fathers’ have started asking their dads why they won’t give them a break as well.

“My dad never lets me bat!” cried Karson Roseman, a player on his father’s little-league tee-ball team in the rural town of Lexington, Illinois.

“He’s not ready. I won’t be like Joe Biden and give my son an opportunity he doesn’t deserve. That’s why I haven’t told Karson I love him – he hasn’t earned my love as far as I’m concerned,” declared Karson’s father, Coach Don Roseman.

According to Coach Roseman, his views on fatherhood are an extension of his partisan beliefs.

“What Biden did is break a promise that he made to the American public and is indicative of the corruption in the Left. Well, I’m not in the habit of breaking promises – that’s why I’m going to be a prick until the day I die.”