Dog Has No Idea What You’re Saying But Thinks You Should Look Within

NEW MEXICO — When there is no one else to turn to in the house, Isabel Reyes knows that there is always one family member who will listen: the dog. “Sometimes, I just need someone to listen to me talk about my problems without voicing their opinion, and who’s a better listener than our dog, Annabel,” said Reyes, who has been going through a lot recently.

With the help of a dog whisperer, our reporters were able to get a statement from Annabel, who in fact, has a lot to say about the things that Isabel tells her. “I have no idea what that girl is saying to me, but I know when someone is their own worst enemy, and that girl is her own enemy,” confessed Annabel, who actually has a lot of mean things to say about her family, but no one is able to understand her. “She probably cries to me three or four times a week, nobody who isn’t a red flag does that.” Witnesses at press time told reporters that Isabel was crying to Annabel again, feeling betrayed after reading this article.

In memory of Annabel, a great listener, and an even better friend.