WOMAN WISHES SHE COULD TAKE MOO DENG TO A DIVE BAR AT 1 AM

LOCAL DIVE BAR –Moo Deng, a playful two-month-old pygmy hippo born in a Thai zoo, is the latest internet sensation. Some internet users have gone so far as to say that they are “obsessed” with the adorably photogenic baby hippo.

One of those obsessed people is Marleigh Quinn, a young American woman who told reporters that she wished she could have Moo Deng as a pet just so that she could bring her to a dive bar for everyone to “coo” and “aww” at.

“Can you imagine how cool it would be if I were to take Moo Deng to my local bar one night?! She would get so much unwanted attention, I think she would love it!” squealed Marleigh Quinn, a college senior who consistently brings her 6-month-old puppy to the bars late at night already.

At press time, NPR reported that Moo Deng’s popularity has already begun to jeopardize her safety, as visitors of the zoo have started throwing objects and pouring water on her. Marleigh later told reporters that this sort of thing would never happen to Moo Deng at her bar.