American Man Who Has Never Been Out of the Country Says He’s Definitely Not Going to The Netherlands Now

THE STATES – An American man who has never been out of the country says after the USMNT loss today – eliminating them from the FIFA World Cup – that he definitely won’t be going to The Netherlands now. “Back in my day, we called them Holland. Of course, I never went then and now I never will. Same reason I haven’t been to England either. They messed with the greatest country in the World, that’s not something I’m just going to forget,” professed Clay Yaeger, an American patriot who proudly serves his country by working in the oil fields. “Sure, it might seem childish to say that I won’t ever go to a country because of what they did to our forefathers, but that’s part of being a patriot.” At press time, USMNT Forward Christian Pulisic commented after the loss that he’d take a knee in the nuts for his country again if he could, a true patriot.