Ugh! Woman Who Just Wanted to Decompress Can’t Decide Which Murder Porn to Watch

NEW YORK CITY – After a long day at her digital marketing job, Annika Baker just wanted the night to herself to decompress. “I’ve been wanting to watch murder porn all week and this is the only night that works for me! All of my roommates are out of town, but I can’t figure out which one to watch! It has to be perfect,” explained an exasperated Baker, who sipped her wine in preparation to watch someone be murdered brutally on her television. “The Gabby Petito documentary might be interesting but maybe that’s still too fresh, lol. I also heard that Dahmer is really good. It’s in the LGBTQ category on Netflix and I do want to show support for those communities whenever I can. Ugh! This is so hard!” After another hour of switching streaming platforms and watching trailers, Baker decided to pull out her phone and search when Hulu would be releasing their Idaho College Murders documentary. “Still in pre-production,” she sighed.