Local Man Decides That the Perfect Time To Drive To The Grocery Store Is During a Tornado

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Written By The Groundskeeper

TEXAS – Even in the midst of a severe weather warning, one man decided that it was the perfect time to drive to the store. “If you think a little tornado is going to stop me from going to the store to buy cheese, you are mistaken,” said Rodney Hayes, a resident of the DFW metroplex and owner of a Ford F-350. “Besides, it’s just a tornado watch. If it was a tornado warning, that would be different.” At press time, Hayes was reportedly seen driving on a major highway during torrential rain in search of the block of cheese that just couldn’t wait.

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