What If We Had Our First Date At the Rock Hard Café

I want our first date to be somewhere special, but I don’t want to overdo it. Somewhere that can be expensive but doesn’t have to be. Somewhere casual enough to where it doesn’t seem like I’m trying too hard but classy enough to where there might even be a chocolate fountain in the middle of the dining room. Let’s go to the Rock Hard Café.

It’s perfect, they have American-style food, which means that they specialize in steaks and burgers, but you can always guarantee that they will have calamari or a Bavarian pretzel for an appetizer. They have a full bar, and their drinks are for some reason stronger than any drink that you can get at a club downtown so we can get lit for super cheap. Not to mention their waitstaff is usually pretty nice, they always have a server named Tammy or Nikki who has been working there for 5+ years and love their job for some reason.

Yes, it’s perfect. I’ve decided we will go to the Rock Hard Café on our first date! And who knows, they host wedding events so if this works out, maybe we will one day take our kids here and we will tell them, “This is where we had our first date, here at the Rock Hard Café.”

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