Bruce Wayne Claims That Putting Money Into The City Of Gotham Would Not Be Nearly As Effective As Batman

GOTHAM – In a press conference earlier this week, billionaire and CEO of Wayne Enterprises, Bruce Wayne, dismissed the notion that his billions of dollars could do anything to help Gotham.

“Gotham doesn’t need my money, Gotham needs Batman,” said Wayne, who is totally against throwing money at the problem. Wayne was also against the idea of asking Batman if he could pay for the damage that he has done to city property in the name of protecting it.

“What makes you think Batman has the money to pay for those damages?

In a breaking news report commandeered by The Joker, he denounced Wayne’s claim, stating that had there been more funding for mental health services in Gotham, he wouldn’t be terrorizing the city.

The Joker’s rant was swiftly cut short by Batman who couldn’t let his arch-nemesis expose his own faults.