Dak Prescott And The Dallas Cowboys Hope To Avoid Flipping Tables Over In Today’s Wild Card Game

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Written By The Groundskeeper

TAMPA BAY—Prescott and the Dallas Cowboys will face off against Tom “The Divorcer” Brady and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the Super Wild Card Weekend Finale.

With a 4-11 playoff postseason record since 1996 and an 0-7 record against Brady, Cowboy fans are just praying that this game doesn’t go like the DirecTV commercial against the Real Housewives where Dak ended up flipping a table over in frustration.

In the postgame interview after the Real Housewives matchup Dak mentioned to reporters that in his defense, Teresa Guidice had recently got released from prison and that “[she’s] harder than she looks.”

Kickoff is at 8:15 ET.

The Groundskeeper
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