Ping Pong Ball Isn’t Sure How It Got Here Either

THE FLOOR – An intense game of ping pong experienced a significant delay when the sole ping pong ball went missing. After 10 minutes of relentless searching, one of the players was able to locate the ball, which somehow got wedged between the wall and several boxes. “I don’t know how the hell I got here either,” confessed the Ping Pong Ball shortly after the players asked how it even got stuck back there in the first place. “I never know where I’m going when I start rolling, but somehow, I always end up in the hardest places to reach.” At press time, the players told our reporters that they were unfortunately unable to complete their game, citing that they think they lost the ping pong ball for good this time.