Sunday Scaries Set In After Man Remembers That His Unrealistic New Year’s Resolutions Start Now

AUSTIN – It wasn’t until after his hangover from last night’s New Year’s Eve festivities was over that Richie Pott came to the terrifying realization that his new year’s resolutions start now.

“The year just started, why do I feel like I’m already so behind?!” thought Richie as he scrolled through the list of resolutions on his phone, some of which included totally unrealistic promises such as losing weight, finding a fulfilling job, and starting a new hobby.

As the dreadful thoughts started to consume him, Richie felt the anxiety-driven urge to start working on all his resolutions while he still has time.

“I’m going to go on Amazon and buy some dumbbells right now! I’m also going to think about what makes me happy, shouldn’t take me more than a month or so to narrow that down. As for a new hobby, I’m just going to start collecting coins. Seems like a great conversation starter.”

After another hour of this and only checking off 7 out of his 20 new year’s resolutions, Richie couldn’t help but wish that he still had the blissful ignorance of a hangover.

Happy New Years , Everyone!