“Where’s Santa Claus or My Wife When You Need Them,” Thinks Man Who Doesn’t Know How To Wrap a Gift

TENNESSEE – With Christmas Day just around the corner, Jeff Delaney figured it was time for him to wrap his wife’s gift and put it under the tree. “I’ve been dreading this all week, gift wrapping just isn’t my thing,” said Delaney, who seriously considered calling his wife and asking her to wrap her own damn gift. “You know, it’d be nice if Santa would wrap this thing for me so I wouldn’t have to, it is his job after all.” After another 15 minutes of staring at the box wondering where to begin, Delaney decided to pull out his phone and find the YouTube video titled ‘How to Wrap a Gift for Dummies’ that he used last year.