Shitty Day At Work Immediately Followed By Another Day At Work

THE BARTOP — Vincent Gambino went to a bar after a shitty day at his work only to come to the horrific realization that he would have to go back to work again tomorrow.

“In a way, my chances of having another terrible day are doubled because I am going back to the exact same place where it happened the first time. Only makes sense that the same environment will create the same result,” said Gambino.

As the vicious cycle of full-time employment loomed over him, Gambino asked the bartender if he could sleep at the bar that night, telling them that he was scared to go home alone.