“IT’S FREEZING IN HERE!” SAYS WOMAN ON THE HOTTEST DAY OF THE SUMMER
PARENTS FEAR THEIR EIGHT-YEAR-OLD COULD FAIL THE SECOND GRADE IF THE ADDERALL SHORTAGE CONTINUES
DIVORCED DAD FORGOT HE HAS NOBODY TO BRING HIM TOILET PAPER
SLACKLINER SECRETLY HOPES THAT THE LINE SLIPS INTO HIS BUTT ON THE NEXT BOUNCE
“You Never Call Me” Complains Elder Relative Who Never Calls You Either
The Cure To Male Loneliness Is Winning the Mega Millions Lottery, Researcher Says
“Is This Where You Are Finding Your Whores Now?! You Really Expect Me To Believe That Twitter Is Now Called ‘X’?!”
Boss Realizes That The Five Family Funerals, Three Gender Reveals, and One Sick Day That He Approved Time Off For Are On The Same Day As Barbenheimer
Shitty Day At Work Immediately Followed By Another Day At Work
Tragedy: Pot Heads Couldn’t Believe Woman Wouldn’t Hit The Blunt
What a Surprise, Your Friend is Complaining About the Job that They Should’ve Quit Years Ago Again
Ping Pong Ball Isn’t Sure How It Got Here Either
Family Couch Has Absolutely Had It, Says It Wants To Quit
