What a Surprise, Your Friend is Complaining About the Job that They Should’ve Quit Years Ago Again

To your dismay, the girls’ night out that you had been looking forward to quickly turned into a girls’ night in because your best friend Jimena could not stop complaining about the toxic job that she should’ve quit years ago.

“It’s the fact that I work so hard and do so much for my job and they don’t even have the decency to let me have the day off for my birthday,” bitched Jimena, a manager at a bowling alley for the last three years.

Witnesses at the bar said that your friend Jimena threatened to quit her job five different times in the span of 10 minutes. Witnesses also said that it would have been six had you not spitefully said, “No you won’t,” after the fifth time.

A 911 Dispatch said that they received a call from a bar that same night reporting a disturbance of the peace because your friend Jimena would not shut the hell up about work and was bothering other customers.

After an hour, you and your friends decided to call it a night and take Jimena home. Her neighbors told our reporters that when you were just about to push her through her front door and into her apartment, Jimena asked, “So, what’s new with you?”