Tragedy: Pot Heads Couldn’t Believe Woman Wouldn’t Hit The Blunt

SEATTLE –Authorities arrived on the scene of a house party last night where it was reported a couple of potheads were causing a disturbance. Upon arrival they were met by party-goer Jean Saunders, who said that things started to take a turn for the worse when she was approached by two white males passing around a marijuana blunt.

They had asked Saunders if she wanted a hit from their “pearled” blunt, to which she politely declined, and told them that she did not enjoy smoking and would rather stick to the party punch.

“That is when things got out of control,” Saunders told authorities. “They wouldn’t take no for an answer. One of them said I could just take a ‘baby hit’ while the other lectured me on the two different strains of weed – convinced that I just hadn’t tried the right one yet.”

As a last resort, one of the Mary Jane puffers tried to convince her that this weed was “gas” and that they could “smoke her out” whenever she wanted.

After a final firm no, the weedheads finally backed off, defeated. Saunders said in her statement that the authorities arrived just 5 minutes late to apprehending the two men, who had left the party early to freestyle rap back at their crib.