Tragedy: Man Offered Multivitamin to Guest in an Attempted Welcoming Gesture
Woman Promises For the Fifth Time that She Likes Her Gift
Men Who Could Have Done Anything Else Decide to Do a Polar Plunge
Uncle Wants to Teach You a New Card Game. Quick! Time to Zone Out!
“It’ll Eat,” Says Dad About a Meal That Will Most Certainly Not Eat
“Where’s Santa Claus or My Wife When You Need Them,” Thinks Man Who Doesn’t Know How To Wrap a Gift
Nepo Baby Can’t Believe They Might Already Be Canceled, Says They Just Got Here
Dog Has No Idea What You’re Saying But Thinks You Should Look Within
Young Crypto Bro is Debating on Sniping Trump NFT, Thinks it Might Pump
Layoffs are Coming Down and Your Boss Makes a Surprise Visit to Your Home for a Performance Review
Family Couch Has Absolutely Had It, Says It Wants To Quit
“I Can’t Hang Out Tonight,” Says Friend Who Chose to Cook a Meal that Takes 5 Hours to Make
Local Man Decides That the Perfect Time To Drive To The Grocery Store Is During a Tornado
Here is a List of Appropriate Surprise Guests to Invite to Your Event
