Mom With All The Information In The World At Her Fingertips Uses It To Psychoanalyze Son
Soccer Dad Says He Wants To Be Just Like Gio Reyna’s Parents When His Kid Grows Up
Hiring Manager Never Intended on Calling This Woman Back
Sunday Scaries Set In After Man Remembers That His Unrealistic New Year’s Resolutions Start Now
Southwest Airline Customer Who Hasn’t left Airport Bar in 5 Days Files Claim
Man Who Never Forgets a Pretty Face Forgot to Buy Eggs Again
Ping Pong Ball Isn’t Sure How It Got Here Either
Tragedy: Man Offered Multivitamin to Guest in an Attempted Welcoming Gesture
Woman Promises For the Fifth Time that She Likes Her Gift
Men Who Could Have Done Anything Else Decide to Do a Polar Plunge
Uncle Wants to Teach You a New Card Game. Quick! Time to Zone Out!
“Where’s Santa Claus or My Wife When You Need Them,” Thinks Man Who Doesn’t Know How To Wrap a Gift
Dog Has No Idea What You’re Saying But Thinks You Should Look Within
Family Couch Has Absolutely Had It, Says It Wants To Quit
