
Company Has Bedpans Provided To Employees To Bolster Productivity

Biden Rehearses Several “Back In My Day” Spiels for Tonight’s State Of The Union Address
Jim LoScalzo/Bloomberg President Biden at last year’s State of the Union Address at the US capitol March 2022

Commuter Finds Comfort In The Fact That Even Beyonce Isn’t Above LA Traffic

China Spy Balloon Discovered To Be Nothing More Than A Peeping Tom!
Tragedy: Pot Heads Couldn’t Believe Woman Wouldn’t Hit The Blunt

Gas Stoves Find New Foothold In Ban Case And Threaten To Let Thousands Of Homeowners Freeze During Winter Storm If States Don’t Comply

Man Who Just Finished Filing His Taxes Prompted To Leave A Tip

The Chicken That Crossed The Road Went To The US To Sell Eggs For Triple The Price
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Man Who Repetitively Scratches His Balls Gets Ghosted

Bruce Wayne Claims That Putting Money Into The City Of Gotham Would Not Be Nearly As Effective As Batman

Aging Mask Has Gotten To The Point Where It’s More Concerned About Saving Its Life, Not Yours

US Credit Score Worsens After Hitting Debt Ceiling

Man Who Lied On His Resume Sits In His New Office Thinking To Himself “Now What?” For 9 Hours

Dak Prescott And The Dallas Cowboys Hope To Avoid Flipping Tables Over In Today’s Wild Card Game
